A 2012 television commercial for Axe featuring the character Ted from the film of the same name.
AXE Hair & Ted
Teddy bear hair......sounds about right.
Advert[]
A woman is sitting at a table in a bar. However, she then starts panting, then moaning sexually as the other patrons stare at her. She finally climaxes. Eventually, the identity of the moocher, Ted, emerges from under the table and says "Hey, I don't come here for the ambience." and tosses a man a small bottle of Axe before presumably walking out with the woman. The ad ends with a promotion for Ted.
Why It's Cursed[]
The fact that a teddy bear and a woman are getting it on in a public place is just gross.