WARNING: contains the All aboard scream. Lower your volume to prevent your ears bleeding!
2015 advert for Australian Banking Brand Cash Train.
Cash Train TV Advert
Aaagh! My ears!
Advert[]
Animated cut-outs of people are waiting at a monorail with the text "Need cash fast?" to their right. The monorail shows up. And the information appears on how the company can help you. The monorail's conductor is holding several Australian dollars whilst screaming "All aboard!" As the monorail takes off.
Why It's Cursed[]
The advert is insanely loud, guaranteed to scare first time viewers. Moreover, the animation of the people is awful and the Cash Train jingle singers sound bored out of the skulls.