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Crazy Bruces Liquors

Ironically, Bruce must be drunk himself...

Crazy Bruce's Liquors is a liquor store with two locations in Connecticut, with one in West Hartford and in Bristol.

Synopsis[]

The ad takes place inside Bruce's store, with him walking down an aisle and singing:

Crazy Bruce's Liquors, we got the bargains for you (Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!)

Crazy Bruce's Liquors, selection and quality too (Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!)

Come down and see us, you'll think we're too good to be true (Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!)

Zinfandel and Cabernet, Red Merlot and Chardonnay

Crazy Bruce's Liquor store! (Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!)

Why It's Cursed[]

Bruce himself acts and sings like he's drunk off of his own merchandise.

Trivia[]

  • Aside from this rather popular ad, Crazy Bruce made many more "jingles", which all can be seen on this particular playlist.

External Links[]

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