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Gali The Alligator is a parody advertisement for the French action/suspense channel 13éme Rue Universal (known internationallly as 13th Street Universal and Calle 13 Universal in Spain), shows the titular puppet alligator slaughtering his way through a children's show in a very gory way, all to a cheery tune sung by children that also has some very violent lyrics.
13th Street Universal - Gali the Alligator (2007, France)
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Gali The Alligator
The English version
Disclaimer[]
This ad was made as a joke and should not be taken seriously.
Lyrics[]
Kids: Gali l'alligator!!!
Voici Gali l'alligator,
Birds: (spoken) Bonjour Gali!
Il arrive il sème la mort,
Eventre les oisillons,
Torture les papillons!
[cris]
Voici Gali l'alligator,
Les lapins [cris] il les dévore!
Veritable psychopathe,
Il leur arrache toutes les pattes!
[rires]
English lyrics[]
Kids: Hello Gali!
Here comes Gali the Alligator
He's a puppet decimator
Little bunnies chewed to death
You can smell blood on his breath
Cuddly bunnies live in fear
That he'll tear off their fluffy ears
Better stay out of his path
If you want to escape his wrath!
Why It's Cursed[]
Due to the art style of this commercial, children could easily mistake this for a kid's show, only to see the graphic violence.