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Kmart_"Giffing_Out"_-_Christmas_Commercial_2013

Kmart "Giffing Out" - Christmas Commercial 2013

L̷͓̪̉̐͑ḭ̷͋̍s̷̢̓t̵̲̲̍̀̓ë̶̠̤͈́̊̈n̶̰̚,̵̧̧̺̀̅ ̶̣̾ẙ̸̰͝ǫ̸̋͂̇ũ̷̹͝ ̴͙̗͎́c̷͙̹̙̎r̶̜̙͈͐ư̴͎̯̕͠s̸̥̣̑̾t̸̠̍̒a̵̹̅̉c̶͚͎̈́e̵͈͌͑̀ô̷̻u̵͉̾͋̿s̶͋̊͜ ̷̧̹̬͌͛͑ẻ̴̢̻t̷͙̥̣̀̈́͒ä̶̲k̴̠̾ş̶͎̟͌p̵̛̞͒̚a̵̘͓͙͑͊͝ę̸͖̘͘h̴̛̪͖̦̏c̶͓̣̞͑!̶̰̀͗ ̸̡̔S̶̤̳̣̒͐͘q̶̮̙͊͝ŭ̴̧̙̺̄i̶̠͂̅͂-̸͎̈́̀͜͝ͅ ̴̝͇͉̇͂͝b̴̫́̒̚e̵̤̩̭̊̄̒ḙ̸̅̏͝ͅn̸͔͒ ̸̦̟̈͝l̶̳̄͌i̴̗̩̔ṿ̷̡͕̊͆ḭ̴̂ñ̸̼̇͠g̵̛͎̐͛ ̸̡̰͜͠i̸̢̧̠̍̅̕n̵̟̞̦͋ ̸̤̪͓̌̃͝m̷̜͚̮̈́̇̑y̴̦̬̥̓ ̵̤͔̻͛h̸̢̼̓̽̚o̴̒͊͜ŭ̴̜̾͝s̷̘͒͑͂è̸̼̘̫͑ ̴̨̱̀̔͛ḍ̴̏r̸͙̗͒i̷̦͇͇̊́v̷̢̍́͆į̶̓͛̈n̵̬͑g̵̪͈̎̏̚ ̶̞̟͗m̷̼͔̙͒̕͘ě̸̠̂͠ ̷̲̣̮̂́͛c̸̖̀͐r̴͔͗͠â̵̙̳͂z̴̦̹͒̈́͝ẏ̴͍̹̥̀! A̸̰̒͊͜n̷͙̅̒̽ḑ̷̘̌̀̍ ̴̺̈̌y̸̼̭̙̿̍́o̵̹̩̜̊u̸͚̜͊̋͜͠'̷̨͉̕̚͜ṙ̶͖̋ͅẻ̷̖ ̴̩̗́͒͠n̴̾̀͜o̴̪̟̎́ṯ̶͑̈́ ̵̹̫͎̈́g̷̝̰̥̓ŏ̸̡͓͐͝i̵͍̻̒ń̴̳͚̤g̵̢̖͉̾̈́ ̷̱̣̂͘ͅẗ̶́̕ͅö̴̻͋̚ ̷̝͈̄̈́h̵̞̳͊i̴̜̽r̵̬̺̿̆e̷͕̠̓ ̷̡̕ẖ̷̬̞̀i̶̳̺͠m̶̛̝̄̕ ̵̮͕͖͗̈́̏b̵̜͔̀a̶̛̱̩̔̊ć̴͓̹k̶͇̥̮̇ ̷̼͜͝a̷̞͂͋̚l̵̢̥̺̕l̸͇̇͆ ̶̨̺͎̈́͐͝b̴̹̩̒̔̽͜e̵̹̯̓͒̋c̴̡̹̕a̶̙̒͐͋ű̸͕̏s̷̰͙͗ē̸͈̤̈́ ̷͍̒͌̉ǫ̶̠͙̈́̀͝f̴̪͕͓̉͐ ̷̻̋̊a̵̯̕ ̶̥̇̃̂ş̷̯́́ť̵̨̘̘ǘ̵͚p̶̬̾i̸̪̐͋̐d̶̲̉͝͝ D̶̢̡̖̯̓͂I̸͕͌̆͊͑͝M̶̥̩̹͊Ě̶͎̈́̓?!

Giffing Out is an advert for Kmart, which aired during the holiday season of 2013. The commercial references the "GIF" looping file format.

Aside from this commercial, there is also another "Giffing Out" commercial featuring a lady screaming outside throwing a purse.

Synopsis[]

A couple is outside in their driveway with Kmart bags in their trunk, doing the eponymous "giffing out". The husband is doing a tap dance while saying "Hehehehe!", while the wife is running up to the bags, and those two actions loop every second. Two neighbors by the fence are pondering what's wrong with them, and a woman says they're giffing out due to what they scored at Kmart. After that, a little girl passes by on her bike exclaiming "What the?"

After the deals noted, the couple is seen both doing a same random dance as the ad ends, going "Ooh ooh... yeah!"

Why It's Cursed[]

To get the elephant out of the room, this ad tries to be relevant by using "gifs". The couple in the ad get very annoying quickly with their noises, and the ad altogether doesn't even make sense. Not to mention, unless one is using Coub, the GIF file format doesn't support audio, so they also got that wrong as well.

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