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A 2012 Jamster commercial featuring the character B-Clux.

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B-Clux featured in Jamster commercial

Hey, I heard you aren't a wild one.

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B-Clux introduces himself before telling you about the ringtones. The narrator then describes them, all of which were popular songs of 2011-2012:

F1 = "Up!" by LoveRance and 50 Cent

F2 = "We Are Young" by Fun.

F3 = "Wild Ones" by Flo Rida

F4 = "Part Of Me" by Katy Perry

F5 = "Sex Ain't Better Than Love" by Trey Songz

F6 = "Summer Paradise" by Simple Plan

F7 = "Drank In My Cup" by Kirko Bangz

F8 = "So Good" by B.o.B

F9 = "Young, Wild and Free" by Wiz Khalifa

F10 = "Whistle" by Flo Rida

F11 = "Titanium" by David Guetta and Sia

F12 = "Wide Awake" by Katy Perry

F13 = "Work Hard Play Hard" by Wiz Khalifa

Why It's Cursed[]

Once again, a mainly family-friendly service is featuring both an adult character and (most of them) songs with very sexual/adult lyrics for ringtones. The song choices are mostly to stay with the relevant crowd, too.

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