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This is a commercial for the Farris Motor Company, a motor company located in Tennessee.

This commercial was made in 2018.

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Jason Farris Commercial- SpongeBob

Synopsis[]

This entire ad is just a parody of the SpongeBob SquarePants theme song and intro.

Lyrics[]

"Are you ready, kids?"

"Aye aye, Jason!"

Ohhhh....

Who's the best dealer in East Tennessee?

Jason Farris!

Who can help you drive almost for free?

Jason Farris!

Who's name have you heard all over town?

Jason Farris!

Who can get you driving for $5 down?

Jason Farris

"Ready?"

Jason Farris, Jason Farris!

Jasonnnnn...Farrisss!

(Pirate laughing)

Why It's Cursed[]

This commercial was kind of low budget and would seem to be the fastest way to get sued by Paramount Global.

The meme format writing at the end, saying, "i'M jAsOn FaRRis aNd I'm ThE dEaLeR fOoOoOoR tHe PeOpLe!" is beyond cursed.

I'm telling you, it's always the car dealers! They're the ones who go out of their ways to make some of the oddest advertisements out there.

Trivia[]

Farris Motor Company produced more commercials and they can all be seen here:

https://www.youtube.com/user/FarrisMotor/videos

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