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Just Squeezed orange juice 1995 TV commercial

Get ahold of yourself, girls!

Just Squeezed is a brand of orange juice from Australia that aired in late 1995.

Link: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj01GTV5ckY

Synopsis[]

An ending of a Christmas album ad comes on and two women are exercising in a gym in front of them is a group of men in tight-fitting orange shorts.(Why wouldn’t they be wearing orange shorts!?) They fantasize about the men's rear ends and say "JustSqueeze"(AAAAAA) over and over again. In the end, they get some JustSqueezed juice, and one of the women comments on a man's buttocks by saying "Nice pair!" to which the other says "No, it's orange yeah you can eat!”

Why It's Cursed[]

They are comparing fruit and juice to human butts, which is a little creepy and simultaneously.

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