Little Baby's Ice Cream -- Love Lickers
Eating yourself eating yourself
Little Baby's Ice Cream was an American ice cream company based in Philadelphia, with locations there and in Baltimore. It was known for its rather odd commercials, one of which went viral in 2012.
Synopsis[]
Note: These "cursed" adverts contain a creepy atmosphere. Don't watch these before you sleep.
The first ad, "Love Lickers", features a man (presumably) made of ice cream holding a smaller version of himself in a cone, only for it to be revealed that he is also about to be eaten by a man who looks just like him when the camera zooms out, and this cycle only stops to reveal a human tongue about to lick the last man. Here is what the voiceover says: "Go ahead and lick something. We lick you very much. If you want to lick something, lick us. We love to lick. We lick to love. We're love lickers. Little Baby's Ice Cream. Ice Cream is a Feeling."
Little Baby's Ice Cream "This is a Special Time"
Eating yourself again, I see.
The second ad, "This Is a Special Time", features the same man, this time eating from his own head. He talks while a music box plays in reverse. The voiceover says,
"There’s good reason for my glistening skin. And how I shine. And how my pours are so clean, and clear. I eat Little Baby's Ice Cream. It keeps me young. It keeps me light on my feet. I spring from activity to activity. I love my job. I love my life. When you eat Little Baby's Ice Cream, you’ll wink and nod and hug and high five each other with great enthusiasm. This is a special time. Little Baby's Ice Cream. Ice cream… is a feeling."
Little Baby's Ice Cream -- Eyes Scream
Eyes make you scream
The third ad, "Eyes Scream" features people with mouths in place of their eyes, while the music box plays in reverse again. The voiceover says, "Eyes scream. You scream. We all scream for Little Baby's Ice Cream. Handmade super-premium Philadelphia style ice cream. Available in a rainbow of delicious flavors. Little Baby's Ice Cream. Ice cream....is a feeling."
Little Baby's Ice Cream- Check Out Our New Package
WARNING: Mature content. Viewer discretion is advised. It also contains sexual references below.
The fourth ad, "Check Out Our New Package" features a ripped, shirtless man unbuttoning his pants, only for ice cream to pour out of them, as well as chocolate syrup. The voiceover says, "Little Baby's Ice Cream. Check out our new package. Ice cream is a feeling."
Why They're Cursed[]
Well, each ad is cursed for its own reasons, so I'll list the reasons each of these commercials are cursed.
"Love Lickers": This ad is cursed mainly due to the "Ice Cream Man" having not only a very creepy smile, but also poor dental hygiene (his teeth are seriously yellow). But also, the fact that they're eating each other, and a giant tongue appears out of nowhere. The voiceover, while calm, is also pretty sensual for an ice cream commercial. The "we lick you" line can sound suggestive.
"This Is a Special Time", the most popular one, is cursed for many of the same reasons as "Love Lickers" is. The only difference is the added creepiness of the reversed music box in the background, along with the man eating himself, and never blinking in advertising.
"Eyes Scream": This ad has the same creepy voiceover as "Love Lickers" and "This Is A Special Time", but it is cursed in its own right due to the people's eyes being replaced with mouths, and the kaleidoscope view. This could freak out anyone who are afraid of eye injuries.
"Check Out Our New Package": It's cursed because it features a man ejaculating ice cream and chocolate syrup into a Little Baby's Ice Cream container. Not to mention the standard oddly sexual voiceover. But unlike the last 3, which are actually creepy, this one is just disgusting, as it probably makes potential buyers of this product think it's made of human semen.
Trivia[]
• There is another variant of the "check out our new package" where instead of it coming out of his pants, he squeezes it out of his nipple.
- Little Baby's Ice Cream, unfortunately, after 8 years in business, closed permanently in 2019.
- The "man" made out of ice cream in "This Is a Special Time" is actually a woman, a Reddit user under the name "nlln".
- It's not ice cream either that she's covered in, it's marshmallow fluff.
- The man in "Love Lickers" is named Asu.