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A 2000s era advert for Anchorage and Wasilla (Alaska) based mattress store Mattress Ranch.

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Mattress Ranch

It may be short, but it's still packed with weirdness.

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An old man dances as this song plays in the back:

Get more

Sleep without count

She can have another night of bliss

Across from the bus barn in Wasilla now is where we is

Save more bucks at the Mattress Ranch

Other alternative:

Get more sleep while countin' sheep and have another night of bliss

You can sleep in style with a big ol' smile 'cause you know you saved some bucks

Save more bucks at the Mattress Ranch


Why It's Cursed[]

The man's dance is extremely goofy and awkward. Besides that, nothing much really goes on here besides the fact that he's adorable and should be kept safe from the outside world.

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