A 2015 advert for car insurance company Alabama Hammer.
Alabama Hammer - BIG Bucks Commercial!
A whole new meaning to big bucks.
Advert[]
We see Mike Slocumb, the company's founder, hunting in a forest. Some deer crossed with dollar bills appear, and he's states he's hunting for the big bucks whilst shooting a male deer dead. He signs off with "Call me right now!"
Why It's Cursed[]
The subject matter is very weird overall, the animation on the deer-money is as if they Photoshopped them in, and Mike's puns are laughable (and not in the humorous way). Not to mention that name: Mike Slocumb. (It kind of sounds like my slow cum, which could refer to ejaculation). Sounds like he can satisfy his wife (who is probably his cousin, mom or sister, given that this is Alabama).
(BAN THIS PERSON RIGHT NOW I DID NOT WRITE THIS FUCKING GROSS INCEST JOKE)
Trivia[]
- Mike Slocumb kind of looks like American conservative commentator Ben Shapiro.
- Mike is actually the founder of this company.
- Despite what his ad may give the impression of, Mike is actually one of Alabama's most respected lawyers