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Vegas_Hockey_Baby

Vegas Hockey Baby

50 coins were clearly the budget for this ad. That's not even a dollar...

Nevada Coin Mart is a coin❓shop located in Las Vegas, Nevada, located on the corner of S Jones Blvd and W Flamingo Rd in Flamingo Jones Plaza, which is advertised in the ad as "Jones and Flamingo".

Synopsis[]

The ad is in a hockey arena, where a puck (that has a man's face with pink dollar sign sunglasses on, also wearing a bow tie) is shot in a net guarded by a bespectacled flamingo (stock cartoon art by Tigatelu) who kicks it away. A speech bubble appears saying "Vegas Hockey Baby!". The owner of the business, Neil Sackmary (who's face can be seen pasted all over the venue) is seen "skating" to another net guarded by a poop emoji (💩). He shoots again, and the puck goes through the poop, which makes it claim "Oh #☠️%@!". Sackmary starts to dance to the "Jones and Flamingo" song in the background while confetti falls, even his flamingo hat falls while he grooves. The scenery changes to a bunch of flamingo images scattered, and a flamingo inflatable is on top of Sackmary. He states "With all your stones! Get at Jones and Flamingo!" and falls on the ground.

Why It's Cursed[]

The commercial is horribly produced; it resembles the quality of a YTP and feels like an 8-year-old edited it. The sound editing is awful, the overall green screening is awful (when Sackmary is seen skating, he doesn't even look like he's skating. Matter of fact, he even has bunny slippers on), plus the image placing is terrible, noticeably at the end with the flamingos.

A lot of commercials by them are rather awful, especially NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

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