Paolini's Pizza Buffalo 881-FAST 1989
STAHP IT!!!
Paolini's Pizza was a pizza and Italian food establishment in Buffalo, New York.
Synopsis[]
Man #1: Mine's bigger than yours!
Man #2: WHAT?
Man #1: My pizza! It's Paolini's pizza. It's a heck of a lot bigger than you!
Man #2: Is it good?
Man #1: It's the best in the city, Paolini's uses only the freshest ingredients like homemade dough and 100% mozzarella cheese
Man #2: STAHP IT!
Man #1: You should try their lasagna, too I don't know why you order from that other place
Man #2: (picking his ear) Me either just a bad habit I guess.
Man #1: Better break that habit fast, before you starve.
Man #2: I'm calling Paolini's right now! What's the number!
Man #1: It's easy, 881-F-A-S-T
Man #2: Hey, that spells "FAST"!
Announcer: For a quick lunch, dinner, or an emergency late-night snack!
Why It's Cursed[]
It's a low-budget local ad from 1989. The sexually suggestive opening line, the second man's overacting, and voice are what makes this ad memorable and strange.
Chadtronic's Review[]
Of course, Chadtronic also noticed the innuendo, while also noting that the guy who yells "STAHP IT!" sounds similar to himself, giving it a 3/10 since it was mildly surprising.