Phone Relief Hands-Free Headset
An invention for phones that will change the world.... at least until the iPhone comes.
Phone Relief was a product for telephones that was sold in 1993 with an infomercial, and a phone number could've been called to order it.
Synopsis[]
The commercial starts with a woman stirring a brown liquid while on the phone, until it falls in the bowl. The ad just explains that the phone could work anywhere and you could do anything by attaching the headset to the phone, and all throughout shows footage of people using it while doing everyday things.
Why It's Cursed[]
Of course, since times change rather drastically, the commercial has aged pretty horribly.