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About[]

The Protegent Rap is a 2016 commercial made by Unital Ltd for Protegent.

The ad features Proto singing a rap about the Protegent Antivirus and its features for protecting the user. The original video itself was taken down, but was reuploaded by other users.

Lyrics:[]

I am Proto, your security is my Motto.

Install me on your computer,

To protect your Data better.

With me there... no viruses

Could enter you computer,

Malware, spyware, trojan

All gone forever!

I filter your junk mail

Monitoring Wi-Fi...never fail

I'm (Pr- pr- pr- pr- pr- pr- pr- pr- or proto proto proto proto proto proto proto proto) Proto

Your security is my motto

I keep your data encrypted,

Your virus security updated

Anti-phishing for safe browsing,

And safe pay for your e-shopping!

My security acts silently

So you can work efficiently

I am Proto, enhanced performance is my motto

I make monitoring, At office lot easier

No Facebook, no movies

Efficiency gets better

I ensure...effective people planning

With 20 % less staff

The company is shining!

I'm pr- pr- pr- pr- Proto

Preventing data theft is my motto

I prevent data leakage,

Securing your business and image

No pen drive, no email,

No print without permission

No stealing of data

And you work without any tension

I am Proto, preventing data loss is my Motto

I reverse data loss,

Saving you from an angry boss

I recover...deleted files

Making it sure, that you always smile

...

I'm pr- pr- pr- pr- Proto

Protecting Laptop Theft Is My Motto

I Track Your Lost Laptop

To Let You Work Non-stop

I Do Remote Data Encryption!

Saving You From Securty Tension!

...

I Am Proto, Bringing Families Closer Is My Motto

I Protect Your Kids, While They Surf

As I Know, Parenting Is Tough

I Like To Bring, A Smile To Your Faces!

Making Internet Surfing Relaxing, With All Work Traces

I Am Proto, Complete Security Is My Motto

Why It's Cursed[]

The animation, which appears to be very low budget, is not very good and resembles more of a GoAnimate video than a professionally made project. The lyrics to the song are also subpar, often not rhyming or outright lying to its audience. In addition, it's trying too hard to appeal towards its audience and failing completely. The character of Proto in terms of appearance appears to be a ripoff of the titular protagonist from the PBS Kids TV show Super Why.

Link[]

Protegent Rap