Stride Gum is a hard-textured sugar-free chewing gum with various flavours introduced in 2006 by Cadbury. This page will focus on the spinach-flavoured variety.
Synopsis[]
It begins with a purple mouth saying "New Stride Gum! ASSEMBLE!!!" on a bright green background with Stride gum packages. It then zooms into the gum the mouth was (presumably) chewing on, as we see a snowy world with a polar bear with a man's head, a cheerleader, a fridge and a guy with spinach for it's head. They say things and then turn into the gum. And it zoom out of the gum to show the mouth from the beginning with the words "Mad Intense Gum" as the mouth says it.
Why it's Cursed[]
The commercial overall is very weird and the text at the bottom saying "Artificially flavoured, obviously" would also baffle some people.