TAX DOCTOR 60 TV Commercial
The Crack Doctor
A commercial for the Tax Doctor from 2016
Synopsis[]
The commercial begins with a heart monitor with words sliding across the screen (kinda) mirroring what the guy is saying. it then shows money rapidly flying upward for some reason. Thereafter it transitions to a poorly animated guy with a creepy smile running about. He looks high as all let out, and is looped over. It then goes to the guy talking while the tax doctor just keeps giving the viewer a thumbs up.
Why It's Cursed[]
Their mascot, the tax doctor, is an affront to nature. His face, walk cycle, his idle animation, everything. It's enough to give anyone the creeps. But what's worse, he isn't even the company's affront to nature. The tax doctor is a royalty free asset. Which means that this self proclaimed "law firm" (because no, they aren't) took a royalty free asset of a doctor off the internet, which GREATLY begs the question of the tax doctor's legitimacy.